16 pokedex entries by anonymous_moose
Its body is like a thin, filmy balloon filled with a mixture of poisonous gases. By forcing this gas into its rolled-up ears, it can strike with tremendous pneumatic force.
Hootgon-Z tilts its head back and forth in a fixed rhythm along with its highly accurate internal clock. However, due to errors in its programming, it stops counting the seconds while distracted, causing it to drift from the correct time.
It catches fish Pokémon by stunning them with the weak electric current flowing between its horns. Despite its body being poorly shaped for swimming, Eleal is nonetheless an effective hunter.
Using its sharp fangs, it gnaws small holes through walls in search of food. An infestation of dozens of Dusctata is easily missed, as their hollow, bandage-wrapped bodies can pack densely into cramped spaces.
With the antenna atop its head, Duskgross follows faint radio waves of unknown origin, retransmitting them at a higher power. Scientists have yet to decipher any of its broadcasts, as it encrypts the messages with its four supercomputer-like brains.
Lairtine's sleek metal body provides little friction, allowing it to glide smoothly across the water's surface and even take flight with enough speed. They prefer freshwater rivers for runways, as the ocean's salinity irritates their steel skin.
Klapede curiously bears a strong resemblance to a popular model of compact car and uses this as camouflage to hide in crowded parking lots. If it feels threatened, it will suddenly shift into gear and drive away at dangerous speeds.
While calm, Whirliperl putter slowly along the sandy seafloor with their four wheels. In battle, however, they close their sturdy shell and drive recklessly towards their enemy, sometimes reaching speeds of up to 80km/h before impact.
Snobell partially buries itself in snow to hide, appearing to be nothing more than a lost hat and mittens. It sprays a strong acid at any unwary creature who attempts to take its garments.
Trubgon-Z is primarily employed to wipe information from recycled electronics, as it feeds on digital files. Due to an oversight in its programming, however, Trubgon-Z often executes unintended data as code, leading to unstable behaviours.
Trubfetchd is always seen brandishing a plastic bag brimming with garbage. It spends its days gathering food scraps to add bulk to its weapon, though would-be predators are deterred by the stench alone.
When groups of Sphemur eat, they all cry out with glee, creating a cacophony that can exceed 100 decibels in volume. Because of this, their mealtimes can cause permanent hearing loss.
Spheape is covered in a thick layer of fluffy fur that resists even the harshest arctic winds. When it spots its prey, it enters into a state of fury and will not calm or give up the chase until the hunt is complete.
Slowtung fishes for food by unfurling its sticky tongue in a river and waiting for prey to swim into it. It uses the Shellder latched onto its tail as an anchor, so it doesn't drift away with the current.
Magnekern is very weak, subsisting entirely on waste power radiated from electrical infrastructure. It moves very little, conserving what energy it can until it evolves.
Drowgong is most active during the daytime, subsisting on a diet of dreams eaten from herds of Seel sleeping atop the arctic ice. At night, it rests on those same ice sheets while the Seel are out hunting.